With cannabis legalization happening throughout the country, more people are taking advantage of consuming the marijuana plant and reaping all the benefits like better sleep, less chronic pain, and even treating mental health disorders like anxiety and depression.
Send these hilarious weed puns to your stoner friends in a funny text message or a cheeky greeting in a birthday card. Chances are, they’ll think you’re dope!
1. I live the high life.
2. Peace by the gram.
3. You can’t spell healthcare without “THC.”
4. The name’s Bong. James Bong.
5. Yes we cannabis!
6. Weed go well together.
7. This should be a joint decision.
8. You’re my best bud!
9. Wanna smoke? Alpaca bowl.
10. Legalize marinara.
11. Now I know my CBDs.
12. Stay high-drated.
13. A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
14. Don’t mind us, we’re just bong-ding.
15. I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s my ankle.
16. I always knew weed be best friends.
17. Mariju-wanna go out to dinner tonight?
18. Just doob it!
19. Let’s make like a hippie and blow this joint!
20. Watch me rip, now watch me nap nap.
21. Hail Mary (Jane)
To Read The Rest Of This Article By Maryn Liles on Parade
Published: August 1, 2021
Founder & Interim Editor of L.A. Cannabis News